This is the monthly time of Dan Campbell’s latest offer.
Since serving as head coach with the Lions, Campbell has been a walking coach’s speech machine, and it doesn’t seem to slow down any time soon.
From Campbell’s first press conference (he said the team plans to bite the knee) to his hope A real, living, breathing lion In training camp, Campbell has been an interesting single-line player ever since he was hired in Detroit.
On Friday, Campbell’s new offer surfaced, which was great:
new @Lion Club HC Dan Campbell: “Honestly, I told (the players) that on the first day, I said,’Look, I won’t take your toilet paper with me. I won’t wipe your ass. You will wipe your own ass. You deal with it and I will treat you like a man until you prove otherwise.’” There will be more soon.
— Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) July 2, 2021
“Honestly, I told them that on the first day, I said,’Look, I won’t take your toilet paper with me. I won’t wipe your butt. You will wipe your butt. You deal with it and I’ll be like Treat you like a man until you prove otherwise,” Campbell said (via NFL.com’s Mike Silver).
Really, for Campbell, this is just a more adult (adult?) way of saying “I won’t hold your hand” or “Take care of you”, which is more common than any stool situation that happens here, and More acceptable to society.
Campbell’s personality comes entirely from the stoic, boring and rude Matt Patricia (Matt Patricia), who was fired midway through the 2020 season. Detroit fans can only hope that their performance on the court follows this pattern.